I’ve been racking my brain in attempts to come up with a proper term for a group of gays; we’ve got great terms like “unkindness” for ravens and “clowder” for cats, but jumping straight to something like “gaggle” seems a bit extreme. Then, of course, I realize that it’s right there in front of me: Pride. It’s a pride of gays. Well this was Pride Weekend in my native Columbus and I took it as a chance to do some equal opportunity trolling. We don’t discriminate here at Booze and Other Nonsense. (Except the Polish. No time for them.) Follow the Facebook page or Twitter account for extra nonsense and be sure to share this with your friends.

As per usual, these were the funniest, weirdest, and most confusing of the dozens of replies I dug through.