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Beer Review #56: Bud Light

08 Wednesday Jan 2014

Posted by Vodka Barf in Beer Review

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On to the review. I’ve taken care of Budweiser, Bud Select, and three weird Budweiser experiments. Let’s take down the big boy…

Ugh...

Ugh…

Appearance: This looks like a witch cursed a cauldron of diabetic piss, causing it to bubble up uncontrollably. It is super clear and can’t retain it’s thin, white head. The bubbles are getting to me. It’s like goldenrod Sprite.

Smell: Shockingly pleasant. A gentle sweet corn along with a bit of dry stone fruit. There’s definitely a hops smell, but it’s very underdeveloped. All things considered, this is better than what I expected out of a light pale lager.

Taste: Very crisp, but not much else. The flavors are near non-existent as soon as it hits the tongue, but there is a lingering sweetness. A little metal, which is definitely a first. I take all of this back, there is no flavor. It’s just really crisp sugar water.

Overall: Wow, that smell caught me off guard. Everything else was as expected. 30/100 is generous, but I did enjoy the smell a lot more than I expected. I think I’m going to continue this series of reviewing terrible beer for a bit. This was awful, and I prefer to feel bad.

Up Next: Miller Lite

Beer Review #35: Budweiser Project Twelve Batch No. 91406

27 Tuesday Nov 2012

Posted by Vodka Barf in Beer Review

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Appearance: Very clear, very bubbly. It has a dark pumpkin like color and it has a medium bodied head that keeps around for quite some time. The clarity is almost startling. It seems otherworldly.

Smell: Very sweet. Lots of maltiness and breadiness, but not much else.

Taste: Quite crisp with a medium body. Not as bad as I thought. Actually a bit pleasant. The actual flavors are identical to the smell and the crisp finish kills any aftertaste. This is best described as a nicer version of regular Budweiser.

Overall: This beer had a great mouthfeel and interesting look, but kind of fell flat after that. It was probably my favorite of project 12, but I doubt that I’d ever order this anywhere. 63/100. This was the only bearable beer of the group. Glad to be done.

Up Next: Anchor Porter (I’m giddy)

Beer Review #34: Budweiser

16 Friday Nov 2012

Posted by Vodka Barf in Beer Review

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American Lager, Beer Review, Budweiser

Appearance: Quite pale yellow and very clear. The head is white, very thin, and fades away quickly; leaving a slight white ring around the top of the glass.

Smell: A bit of malt. Nothing else.

Taste: That tiny malty smell carries through, but there isn’t much else to it. A slight bitter aftertaste is more welcome than it ought to be, likely because of the lack of any other tastes.

Overall: Meh. 35/100.

Up Next: That Project 12 that I promised earlier.

Beer Review #32: Budweiser Project Twelve Batch No. 63118

11 Sunday Nov 2012

Posted by Vodka Barf in Beer Review

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Appearance: Incredibly clear with a golden straw color. It pours with a white head that fades thin and remains for quite some time.

Smell: Very weird. I don’t know if I’ve ever encountered anything like this. Lots and lots of fruit, plums possibly. There are other sweet notes and a slight hoppiness. All around, a strange smell.

Taste: Very crisp, but there really isn’t much of a taste at all. Honestly, I get nothing, There may be a bit of malt in the aftertaste, but I think that’s my imagination. Also, the smell has completely gone away as well.

Overall: Apparently this beer immediately begins changing its chemical makeup as soon as it’s poured into a glass. I just took another drink and now it just tastes bad. I’d prefer regular Bud to this. 43/100.

Up Next: Another one of these weird beers…

Beer Review #7: Bud Select

05 Friday Oct 2012

Posted by Vodka Barf in Beer Review

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Beer Reviews, Budweiser

Appearance: Like every other American pale lager. Nothing exceptional. Like a fake gold plated chain you’d see in the 90’s. The head is weak and quickly fades.

Smell: Not applicable.

Taste: Boring American pale lager. Nothing special at all.

Overall: It’s smooth and I guess you could pound it at your frat party. 29/100.

Next: Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold.

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