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Category Archives: Trolling Craigslist

Trolling Craigslist #11: Halloween Spooktacular! (Because most replies were from Black guys…)

04 Monday Nov 2013

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This was my favorite outing ever. The last four or five of these made me happier than the first person to mix beer and orange juice. I’m not going to bother writing much else because I think that these glorious replies to my ad speak for themselves. The last one is my favorite.

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Trolling Craigslist #10: Pride and Prejudice and Perverts

24 Monday Jun 2013

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Gay, Limerick, Pride, Trolling

I’ve been racking my brain in attempts to come up with a proper term for a group of gays; we’ve got great terms like “unkindness” for ravens and “clowder” for cats, but jumping straight to something like “gaggle” seems a bit extreme. Then, of course, I realize that it’s right there in front of me: Pride. It’s a pride of gays. Well this was Pride Weekend in my native Columbus and I took it as a chance to do some equal opportunity trolling. We don’t discriminate here at Booze and Other Nonsense. (Except the Polish. No time for them.) Follow the Facebook page or Twitter account for extra nonsense and be sure to share this with your friends.

As per usual, these were the funniest, weirdest, and most confusing of the dozens of replies I dug through.







Trolling Craigslist #9: The Holiday Edition

25 Tuesday Dec 2012

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I immediately felt really bad about this one because I got over 150 responses and the vast majority involved guys whose exes had the kids for Christmas. There were also a couple widowers, a guy whose family disowned him, and a guy that got back from Afghanistan and found that his wife had left him. If I were a chick I would have given the guy a squeezer in the back of a LeSabre.

Anyway, some of these were great. You’ll know them when you see them. Share it, Like it, find our page on the book. (Facebook you fools.)








Trolling Craigslist #8: Proof is in the Pudding

09 Sunday Dec 2012

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Kink, Pudding, Trolling Craigslist

This turned out a lot better than I thought it would. I chuckled out loud at a few. Craigslist seems to be fighting against trolling, but I will not be stopped. Like us on Facebook for regular updates: Booze and Other Nonsense







Trolling Craigslist #7: Adventures Through History!

08 Thursday Nov 2012

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I asked people who in history they’d like to sleep with and why. One guy did a great job, but the rest are good too. I think I may have been to vague in my original ad.

I was a bit worried about this one, but it worked out in the end. Most of the respondents ignored the instructions and the ones that actually listed a historical figure typically put some obvious modern actress or model. I got a few decent responses though and here they are. Also, this one starts off pretty mild, but gets very weird very fast about halfway through. Enjoy and share dammit! This one is short and sweet.





Trolling Craigslist #6: The Crack of the Crust

24 Wednesday Oct 2012

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I enjoyed writing this ad, I couldn’t stop chuckling while typing. Also, turns out most guys have no idea what a god damned haiku is, but some were good. Someone finally caught on to the joke too. Here we go and be sure to share it if you like it. (And read the damn beer reviews.)







Trolling Craigslist #5: Terrible Fantasies and an Unofficial Presidential Poll

18 Thursday Oct 2012

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For this posting I wanted to see if I could get the degenerates to be a little more creative so I gave them a blank canvas to work with. I received over 150 responses  but most were fairly tame. These are the ones that made me chuckle. This may be my favorite outing yet.

Also, I asked the respondents to place their candidate of choice for the upcoming presidential election in the title or their e-mail. The results: Of those that actually followed the instruction, 89 picked President Obama, 15 picked Mitt Romney, 7 were undecided, 2 picked Gary Johnson, 2 picked Bill Clinton, 1 guy picked John Kerry, and one man was writing in his own name. I guess Democrats are previer than Republicans. I would have assumed the opposite. (Though the Romney e-mails were the creepiest.)

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Trolling Craigslist #4: A Duel to the Death

16 Tuesday Oct 2012

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I was hoping to get a better response from this one, but I’m still happy with it. The photo that I used in the ad got more attention than usual, but if you look at it you’ll see why.






Trolling Craigslist #3: This One Gets Weird

10 Wednesday Oct 2012

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Date Rape, Trolling Craigslist

So this is probably the most graphic trolling that you’ll get for awhile. It was hilarious reading through these, but I tried to pick out the gems. Also, I saw way more dick than I care to admit. Anyhoo, here’s date rape. Also, please share this with your friends. I need eyeballs.

http://imgur.com/a/b2O51







Trolling Craigslist #2: Hungry and Handsy

07 Sunday Oct 2012

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I got well over 100 responses to this one so I cut it down to only the slightly amusing ones. I think that you’ll like it. Made me chuckle at least.

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