2022 was a good year for lists. Unfortunately, I did lose a lot of them during a Monster Mash accident, but I did remember a few things and also had too many Flintstones Chewables and that gave me the recall I needed. Let’s go!

Do remember: these lists are objective truth and I will personally cry if you have any objections.

Egg Preparations

5 – Sunny-Side Up
4 – Deviled
3 – Soft-Boiled
2 – Poached
1 – Over Easy

TV Shows

5 – The Bear
4 – Severance
3 – Taskmaster
2 – Barry
1 – Better Call Saul

Pies

5 – Sweet Potato
4 – Pecan
3 – Strawberry Rhubarb
2 – Key Lime
1 – Boston Cream

Condiments

5 – Oil and Vinegar
4 – Sriracha
3 – Salsa Verde
2 – Pickled Onions
1 – Spicy Brown Mustard

Things That I Mistook For Donald Trump

5 – Several Bad NFTs
4 – A Man on the Phone from Long Island
3 – Elon Musk
2 – A Weird Smell One Day
1 – The Pumpkin That is Still on My Porch

Names For Pets That I’ve Never Used

5 – Bebop
4 – Papaya
3 – Cinnamon
2 – The Viscount
1 – Dr. Reginald Breezewater DDS

Cats

5 – Juni
4 – Ginger
3 – Apollo
2 – Larry
1 – Cappuccino

Fruit

5 – Strawberry
4 – Lime
3 – Watermelon
2 – Cherry
1 – Peach

Shellfish

5 – Lobster
4 – Mussel
3 – Shrimp
2 – Oyster
1 – Crab

Sandwiches

5 – Meatball Sub
4 – Popeye’s Chicken
3 – Cheesesteak
2 – Bánh Mì
1 – Croque Madame