Well that was generally awful. I’m holed up with a bunch of booze and I wear a mask while socially distancing out of the home, but I refuse to stop eating exotic animals. It’d be way worse if the zoo just threw a dead giraffe into the trash instead of auctioning it off to distinguished scumbags.

Here are the lists.

TV Shows

5 – The Umbrella Academy
4 – How To with John Wilson
3 – Fargo
2 – The Boys
1 – The Last Dance

Fruit

5 – Kiwi
4 – Lime
3 – Plum
2 – Strawberry
1 – Banana

Cats

5 – The stray in the alley that scares squirrels
4 – Olly
3 – Gremlin
2 – Bip & Bop
1 – Cappuccino

Egg Preparations

5 – Hard-Boiled
4 – Poached
3 – Over Easy
2 – Soft-Boiled
1 – Basted

Condiments

5 – Bread and Butter Pickles
4 – Whole Grain Mustard
3 – Sriracha
2 – Mango Chutney
1 – Pickled Onions

Worst Things

5 – Sidney Powell
4 – Mitch McConnell
3 – The Police (Not the Band)
2 – Donald Trump
1 – Right-Wing Politics

Things I Miss

5 – Going to a Baseball Game
4 – Dick’s Den
3 – The Lives Needlessly Lost to COVID-19
2 – Being with Friends at a Party
1 – Unprotected Sex (No Masks)

Meat

5 – Pork Sausage
4 – Braised Chicken Quarters
3 – Ribeye Steak
2 – Carnitas
1 – Smoked Brisket