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Hello heathens and thank you for joining me on another journey around the sun. This year I leave you with the definitive ranking of the 50 US State Seals, and Star Wars Movies.

How do I judge a seal? its easier to show you than to tell you. Generally if it is hard to read, interpret, or if it just looks stupid then its probably bad. If it looks generic or is a landscape it is probably average. But sometimes something stands out and makes the seal look majestic. So, here we go….

Terribly Bad
These need a re-design badly, like holy shit these are either ugly or stupid

50. Washington (Face of Washington)
Washington

49. Alabama (A MAP)
Alabama

48. Kentucky (awful design)
Kentucky

47. South Carolina (seal-ception)
SouthCarolina

46. Tennessee (Agriculture….Commerce)
Tennessee

45. Connecticut (Oval and Grapes)
Connecticut

44. Iowa (Don’t Dead Open Inside)
Iowa

43. Nevada (Ew)
Nevada

Below Average
Needs a re-design but it is not embarrassing, generally are boring though

42. Georgia (Wis Dom Moder Ation)
Georgia

41. Massachusettes (Tries too hard)
Mass

40. North Carolina (Boring)
NorthCar

39. Arizona (Moderately Ugly)
Arizona

38. New Mexico (Underwhelming)
NewMexico

37. Idaho (Busy busy busy…)
Idaho

36. New Jersey (Godfather part Seal)
NewJersey

35. Arkansas (Too much going on, poorly laid out)
Arkansas

Average or Silly
Could use an update, but generally okay or memorable

34. Louisiana (Pelicans)
Louisiana

33. Maine (Dudes)
Maine

32. Mississippi (Overcompensating for the civil war)
mississippi

31. Illinois (Doesn’t remind me of Illinois)
Illinois

30. Wisconsin (Goofy)
Wisconsin

29. Missouri (Bears massaging a circle)
Missouri

28. Delaware (Two Boring Dudes)
Delaware

27. Utah (Boring)
Utah

26. Indiana (Should swap this with Illinois)
Indiana

25. Vermont (Best on a Sweater)
Vermont

24. Virginia (This is a seal?)
Virginia

23. Florida (Neat idea, bad execution)
Florida

Good Seals
Not amazing but these get the job done and don’t need a re-design

22. West Virginia (Reminds me of the state)
WestVirginia

21. Minnesota (Bizarre but charming)
Minnesota

20. Michigan (Elk caressing a crest)
Michigan

19. Nebraska (Hard at work)
Nebraska

18. Wyoming (Two cool dudes)
Wyoming

17. Ohio (Warms the heart)
Ohio

16. Colorado (ILLUMINATI)
Colorado

15. South Dakota (Neat)
SouthDakota

14. Pennsylvania (Almost Great)
Penn

Great Seals
These are some great seals but they aren’t in the top 5

13. Oregon (Cool)
Oregon

12. Kansas (Looks like Kansas)
Kansas

11. Maryland (Two Awesome Dudes)
Maryland

10. Montana (Serene)
montana

9. Oklahoma (Lots going on, but they make it work)
Oklahoma

8. Alaska (Makes me want to move to Alaska)
Alaska

7. Texas (Star)
Texas

6. North Dakota (Really Cool)
North Dakota

God Tier
Damn good seals

5. Rhode Island (Simple but effective)
Rhode Island

4. New York (Regal)
NewYork

3. New Hampshire (Intangibles)
NewHamp

2. California (Awesome)
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1. Hawaii (Perfection)
Hawaii

 

There we have it, now the Star Wars rankings….

9. The Phantom Menace

8. Attack of the Clones

7. Rogue One

6. The Force Awakens

5. Revenge of the Sith

4. Return of the Jedi

3. The Last Jedi

2. The Empire Strikes Back

1. A New Hope

Have a happy 2018

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