I immediately felt really bad about this one because I got over 150 responses and the vast majority involved guys whose exes had the kids for Christmas. There were also a couple widowers, a guy whose family disowned him, and a guy that got back from Afghanistan and found that his wife had left him. If I were a chick I would have given the guy a squeezer in the back of a LeSabre.

Anyway, some of these were great. You’ll know them when you see them. Share it, Like it, find our page on the book. (Facebook you fools.)